Wearable Steel Torsos

These steel torsos promise to turn anyone into an instant gladiator, boasting a literal solid six-pack. While the origins of its story remain unclear, they recently attended Beyoncé's Chromatica concert and later became the stars of our Halloween shop window on Lavender Hill, adorned with spooky pumpkin heads. Now, they're on the lookout for their next thrilling adventure.

They come with adjustable straps so fit people of all sizes. Currently spayed white, but can be easily and cheaply modified. Sold separately.